Just When it seemed that all hope had failed.... At a time when even endorsements by the highly respectable Michael Moore and the inventor of the internet, Al Gore weren't enough to put Obama in the White House.... Barrack Hussein Obama summoned the help of 7 SUPER FRIENDS.
Mccain, knowing that Obama's only chance was to run against a moron, cast his name in for president.....
Huckabee, knowing that Obama could never beat Romney, stole delegates from the last real threat.......
Bob Barr, foolishly thinking that he or any 3rd party candidate could ever win, stole even more delegates from conservatives......
Lieberman, by speaking at the GOP convention and even associating himself with Mccain, angered conservatives into not voting against Obama.....
Pelosi, by destroying America's economy while Bush was President, thus fooling Americans into thinking that a democratic president is the answer.....
Hillary, authoring many scandals including "Whitewater" ensured Obama the Democratic nomination....
Bush, by becoming a Lame Duck and hurting America's economy, he too fooled Americans into thinking a Democratic President is the answer.....
Obama is the least experienced congressman, with no executive experience, and would stand no chance in this race if it weren't for his SUPER FRIENDS
The only super power Obama has by himself is the ability to fly, and even this power comes from his best college buddy....... Marijuana.
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