Mccain, the Democrat Republican

Photo by Morrie Graves

Thanks to Huckabee ruining the only real candidate the republicans had (Mitt Romney), we now somehow voted a whacko democrat as the republican nomination for 2008 which is killing the party. Mccain never ceases to amaze us with how liberal and ridiculous his ideas are. Mccain is so senile that he has begun believing in global warming and has stated that he believes global warming to be one of our nations greatest security threats. He stands for civil unions, and hasn't stood up against gun control as often as he should. He sees nothing wrong with embryonic research, which kills a baby to provide research on possible cures. He supports a ban on flag burning, which is something the government should have no right to tell us we can't do. He does believe in allowing more competition against public schools and tax cuts for private schools to acheive this, but doesn't believe that the funds to do so should take away from public school funds, thus raising taxes and not really creating any competition against public schools. He believes the Government has the right to regulate and punish poeple for emmissions. He has completely forgot what party he represents. Good honest moral people who care about family generally vote republican because that is the party that stands for them. Mccain used to stand for good things before he went too far over the hill. As we tried to investigate into what happened to this man we found nothing that could explain it until one day when Star Wars was on tv and it all became clear. This is the future story of John Mccain. A good Senator becomes Chancellor (Republican Nominee) and goes to the dark side to become the evil emperor. All those nerds were right, star wars is real, and it's the story of john Mccain. He has already started to look like the emperor. To help illustrate our point we put together a small timeline to show his change from being a good man who deceived us to become the evil emperor:

Mccain 4 years ago....................now........................after elected

I must say, however, that Mccain has finally started to take some actions that actually do court conservatives. He has finally decided that since over 70% of Americans want to drill for oil in America it's time we listened. He has been called a flip-flopper on this, but for once I will stick up for him. In a democracy the leaders should listen to the people, and this makes me think that maybe he's not so bad. He buys into the whole global warming thing, but at least he will listen to the poeple on this matter. Maybe he's coming around.